camano senior center car show concert

     Now I know a lot of you South Enders been thinking about that clunker for cash deal the government is offering, maybe trade in the old wheezer for a brand spanking new hybrid.  And we don’t blame you one penny pinching bit.  But before you run down to the CD store with your beat up, horrifically scratched copy of Victims of Unbridled Ambition by the South End String Band thinking you’ll get a complete set of 2010 Stanwoodopolis Gangsta Rap PLUS 3500 dollars from the government just to get those old cd’s of ours off the airwaves, let me caution you. I think the program was so successful they’re already out of money.  Don’t blame us, although we did trade our battered discs for Englebert Humperdink compilations and plan to use the clunker cash for making our next album.

 

    The race, as always, belongs to the hungry.  If you want to raise your spirits a bit, we got an offer almost as good.  Come on down to the Camano Senile Center’s Old Jalopy and Flea Market Show next Saturday August 8^th,  10 to 4.  The String Band will be playing our old time fiddle clunkers if we can clean the rust off from a month of R&R.  We’re gonna nitro charge the banjos, airscoop the bass, rebore the fiddle, hotrod the guitars, throw some hemis on the mandolin and then we’re airbrushing flames on the vocals, dropping the checkered flag, stomping the accelerator and see who’s standing at the finish.

 

     So don’t feel bad that you’re still stuck with your clunker.  You come on down to the old car show and we’ll show you age isn’t about rusting away, it’s all about the styling.  See you at the car lot.